sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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