I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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