Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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