This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
