We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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