I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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