Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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