Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do vagina's smell?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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