Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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