Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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