Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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