ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
