So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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