We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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