We won't sleep together?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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