It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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