What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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