Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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