friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He? As in you personified your dick?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
