the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
