I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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