wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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