god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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