Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
