Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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