At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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