Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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