so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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