Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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