He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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