what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You need a sexual gate keeper
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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