By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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