school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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