I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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