I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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