God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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