What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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