I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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