the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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