matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I believe in your delicious
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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