there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
