wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
How's work?
Spinning.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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