im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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