so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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