Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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