The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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