Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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