I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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