I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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