you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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