Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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