i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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