Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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